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Club Minutes June 2020

ATTENDEES:

Chartreuse; Clyde;  Maybard; Prunhilda; Theona.

AGENDA ITEMS:

  1. We have a club!
  1. Officer elections!

PRESIDENT: Chartreuse

[which is QUITE a ripoff, since Prunhilda practically INVENTED the club, but Chartreuse is the oldest, so there you go. She secured 3 out of 5 votes; Clyde has proven himself treacherous.]

VICE PRESIDENT: Maybard 

[How did this happen? These New Sibs on the Block have hijacked our club. Usurpers!]

TREASURER: Prunhilda

[a conciliatory gesture, but Prunie is so scrupulous that the assignment is perfectly apropos]

ARCHIVIST: Clyde

[Clyde is the only one of us who has a Betamax machine. Everyone else in town has a VCR.]

SECRETARY: Theona

[yours truly] 

NEW BUSINESS

Clyde proposed that we all spend as much time as possible searching on the World Wide Web for blank Betamax cassette tapes.

Maybard proposed that we all spend as much time as possible hitchhiking to nearby towns in pursuit of blank Betamax cassette tapes.

Prunhilda proposed that we attempt to compile a list of all the fish that appear in the Aquarium.  We have so far identified the following:

Little Yellow

Big Yellow Fishie

Little Blue

Other Little Blue

Big Stripey

Yellowtail

Bluefin

Half Purple

Wee l’il Skinny

We debated [bitterly argued] about one particular orange fish with grey and black markings. Among the proposed names:

Partly Orange

Patches

Clownfish

Sweater Vest

The debate was declared unresolved [Prunhilda’s mum told us we had to go outside if we were “going to have a wrestling match”.]

Meeting adjourned!

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